同窓会での母の嘆き

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お気に入りの ぬいぐるみの毛づくろいをしている、息子。
更に見ている動画はサ○リオのアニメです。
「君ィ、私は悔しくてたまらない。」
歯ぎしりして怒り狂う母上。実は先日参加した同窓会でこんな事があったのです。

女子校出身の母上。
大部分の人が世代的に子供達も成人している母の立場であり、『すでに孫がいる組』と『子供が売れ残り組』で二極化する。
なお、後者の場合はお互いに愚痴が止まらない。
「ウチの息子は30過ぎてアイドルの追っかけしてるのよ。何やってんだか・・・」
「ウチの娘なんか、アニメのキャラばっかに夢中で現実の男に見向きもしないのよ~」
そんな周りのボヤキに対して我らが母上は・・・
「まだいいじゃないの、アイドルでもアニメでもとりあえず人間に興味があるのなら・・・
ウチなんて、ぬいぐるみにサン○オよ・・・『人』ですらないのよ!」
大号泣する母上、これにはさすがに周囲も慰めの言葉が見付からない。

「私は泣いたのだぞ、君はそれでいいのか~~ッ!?」
母上怒りの右ストレートが炸裂!

「ぐぎゃっ!!」
「な、何をするんだ? ぬいぐるみを可愛がって何が悪い!?」
殴られた顔面を抑え、ぬいぐるみに泣き付きながら、母に涙目で抗議する息子。
そんなダメ息子に対して、遂に母上がキレた。
「何でアタシが40過ぎ男のぬいぐるみ遊びを眺めてなきゃいけないのよ~~!」
天に向かって絶叫する母上。

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